Super Brawny Wacky Beast

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Wow who knew that one vaguely burried link at Penny Arcade would lead to such an increase in viewership. Speaks volumes about how devoted following they possess. I'm quite happy to say that things are moving along quite nicely with Super Brawny Wacky Beast. More artists are coming along interested in contributing their artwork. More people who are willing the illistrate the faster content will be produced, the faster content is produced the more quickly we'll be able to actually get the episode put together, the faster we get episodes put together the more quickly we'll be able to actually get an official website online.

I know by now I probably sound like a broken record but like I've stated before if you like what your seeing and have any tiny bit of artistic talent feel free to email me (at ishapiro@goucher.edu) and you too can become a part of team wacky beast. Also tide over the increased viewership here's a newly completed skit entitled:

Baby Hammer 5000



General: As I’m sure you’re all well aware of we are losing the war on terror, horribly. We need to find a new way to properly utilize our current assets and resources to neutralize the situation in Iraq. That is why R&D has been working hard a new weapon that will simultaneously demoralize as well as intimidate the enemy. We have worked long and hard on this so thus, I present to you The Baby HAMMER 5000



Stick figures: oooohhhhh ahhhhhhh ohhhhhhh

General: As you can see here the baby hammer 5000 is equipped with a thermonuclear generator designed to propel any type of desired ammunition at sub atomic speeds that can easily break the sound barrier.

Stick figure: So what exact kind of ammunition do you plan on using for this device?

General: we plan on deploying this weapon in Iraq to settle down the last contingents of insurgent resistance. So we’ll be using the most ample ammunition resource currently available in easily accessible large quantities.



General: orphaned children. No matter what we do there appears to be a limitless supply of them. Especially within the Middle Eastern region. There usually serve as a liability, walking in the middle in front of clearly visible bullets, mortars, and air strikes. They do nothing but generate negative publicity, this way were turning these once useless orphans into a productive tool in the reconstruction of Iraq.

Stick Figure: Do we have some sort of contingency plan should the public find out about this. (crickets)

General: errr…we’ll tell’em that the insurgents made it, because they… they don’t like…freedom.



General: as you can see here the baby hammer 5000 fires at such a high velocity that they explode into a gooey mist and causing a great deal of collateral damage to the entire surrounding area. Not only does this neutralize any opposition but if any should survive the psychological damage should be so severe that they’ll spend the rest of there life cradled into a fetal position sucking their thumbs as well as using there feces to draw incoherent symbols in a futile attempt to communicate.



General: So what do you think? (crickets)

The final frame isnt finished yet but it basically involves all of the stick figures bursting into applause after a few seconds of silence.




Here's a little teaser for one our more ambitious skits. Basically were trying to make learning fun for the youth of today. So what better way to teach children about Karl Marx and communism then to recast him as a super hero fighting the good fight against the evils of capitalism. Pictured here we see Mr. Marx looking off to the sunset with trade mark Hammer and Sickle weapon attached to his back with his bear companion Lenin at his side as he heads off into a barren corporate waste land to fight capitalism. Later he meets and combats Donald Trump who is armed with giant golden Mace with Diamond for it's head and equiped with a shield with the dollar bill on it. He rides atop a giant bull named Rockafeller who wears a top hat and has a monicle. Look forward to it.

Again for all of the new viwers who are seeing this for the first time thank you for taking the time to take a look at my work in progress. For any of you interested in helping out don't fret if I don't answer your emails immediately it's because my family is going on a vaction so I'll be gone for a week. If you like what your seeing please show it to your friends, family, etc anything and everything to get the word out. Hope you've enjoyed things so far and here's hoping that I'll hear from each and everyone of you who expresses interest and excitement.



DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! ARGGG!!!!! Stupid Photo bucket. Of course my fricking bandwith gets exceded once I'm away on vacation. I'm sorry for all of you who were interested in viewing but got to see nothing. Damn this is frustrating. Hopefully I'll soon be able to get the link to my uploaded pictures up and running again.

If any of you know of any other better photo uploading sites that I can use that don't try to pull off this kind of bullshit then please let me know.

DAMN YOU PHOTO BUCKET!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!