Ah shit I am late. But anyways Dumbass Dropout reporting for duty, sir.
Happy Birhtday man, congrats on becoming eighteen, You graduated this year, got a job and well going off to college soon I hope. Hey, you did "adult stuff", YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!........ sweeet. I hope you eighteenth year is good to you man, enjoy.
Yours truly
Dumbass, sir.
P.S. Lol, captain I think you should start making some space in your pm box. I guess I will just have to email you.