Ninja tip #203 : If you get that constipated feeling, that is your chakra gathering into your lower regions. If you channel your chakra properly, you can mold these chakra energies to perform a kage bunshin!
Ninja tip #203 : If you get that constipated feeling, that is your chakra gathering into your lower regions. If you channel your chakra properly, you can mold these chakra energies to perform a kage bunshin!
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
Ninja tip #204: If you fail to channel that chakra properly, it will melt whatever is in your lower regions resulting in raging diarrhea. The tip? Always wear a diaper just in case your kage bunshin fails.
Ninja tip #205: be wary, however, because even if you successfully channel the chakra into a kage-bunshin technique, if your execution isn't perfect you could still be subject to the same consequences, only with a few hundred of them to clean up instead of just one. In this case, you should definitely learn either a high-level fire technique (to incinerate the resulting mess), or a high-level water technique (to wash it away). Earth techniques (bury it) might work too, but wind-elemental techniques are only going to make it worse.
There is a real ninja school, and while it's not secret, it's very difficult to get into because they do teach you techniques that could lead to a person's death. They take it incredibly seriously.
http://www.bujinkan.com/
That ninja training camp video is what I would call flowery martial arts. Flash but no substance. The Bujinkan and a few other small schools do teach real ninja fighitng and infiltration techniques. It's just nearly imposissilbe to get accepted by the head teacher. Thats why I do Kendo.
where do navy seals and other special ops fall on the scale of "stealthy violence"?
does that not count just because of the guns and gear, or is it ok?
obviously the implications to this topic posed by the answers to such questions are massive.
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
Yes, it's just some showy gymnastics. I'm pretty sure the title "ninja camp" was a joke.Originally Posted by Lefty
Thus the birth of the age-old quote "When shit hits the fan"
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
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