100 reasons why its great to be a guy

[Bucket]

Well non of these lists are new to me since they all find there way into my email box at one point in time or another.


Here is my contribution.

The 20 "Man" Commandments.

1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:

- When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
- The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
- After wrecking your boss' car.
- One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
- When she is using her teeth

I disagree. There are only three instances:

A. After accidentally kicking a chair and ripping part of your toenail off.
B. At the sheer joy of sleeping with two girls (crying in order to GET two girls is also permissable).
C. At the end of An American Tail.

3.) If you've known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

Corollary: If you know both the girl's brother and ex-boyfriend, you only need permission from one of these men.

11.) Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

Unless you know you can win. Nothing drives a point home like being beaten down by a naked man.

16.) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean.

Unless all your friends are fat.

[Kraco]

1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:

- When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
- The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
- After wrecking your boss' car.
- One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
- When she is using her teeth

I disagree. There are only three instances:

A. After accidentally kicking a chair and ripping part of your toenail off.

Yeah, you can certainly cry after that. But you aren't a Man anymore if you do. Try to survive with swearing next time.