Naruto Recaps

[David Craft]

Well while we are waiting on the stupid fillers to end, I thought id post something iv had an idea on for a while.

I present, the Naruto recap, every ep in under 60 seconds.... ish....

Starting with Ep 1:


Naruto: Hi Im Naruto!

Class: No one cares!

Naruto: Damn I suck...

Iruka: Test time! Make clones!

Naruto: Ha ha I did it!

Iruke: ... You fail! You suck!

Naruto: *sniffle* no one likes me...

Iruke: Finaly the boy learns something...

*later*

Mizuki: Got a deal for you, you steal top secret scrole, you become ninja!

Naruto: Awsome!

Mizuke: Damn this boys dense...

Naruto: hmm?

Mizuke: Nothing nothing...

*later*

Naruto: hmm kage bushin? sounds like I can spam this move later... sweet.

Iruka: What the Hell are you doing?

Naruto: I stole this so now you have to make me Ninja!

Iruka: ... WTF?

Mizuke: Haha all part of my plan. BTW Naruto you are the 9 tailed deamon fox!

Naruto: Sweet! I mean.... huh?

Iruka: ...

Mizuke: And you killed Iruka's parrents!

Naruto: Damn, im worse then I thought

Iruka: that wasnt Naruto!

Mizuke: Was too!

Iruka: Was not!

Mizuke: Was too!

Iruka: Was not!

Mizuke: Was too!

Iruka: Was not!

Mizuke: Was too!

Iruka: Was not!

Naruto: ... Um ill be over here till you two are done....

Iruka: ok... OUCH! damn I have a big shuriken stuck out of my back!

Mizuke: Ha Ha you suck!

Naruto: Grr I cant take this! Time for me to begin my spamage! Mass Kage Bushin!

Mizuke: ... Sucks to be me...

Iruka: There is such thing as overkill....

Naruto: Har har!

Iruka: Fine, you can be a ninja, just as long as you PROMISE never to spam Kage Bushin OR Ressengan!

Naruto: Sure! HE HE Im ninja NINJA! BAHAHAHA PHEAR ME!

Iruka: Oh god, what have I done....