me do episode 6 now cool?

Naruto: Why now one hire me for mission? I such good ninja! Hey you bitch, you give me good mission bitch!

3rd Hokage: *oldman grumble* Who you call bitch? I give you secretly really hard mission to fuck you day up. Have nice day.

*some crap about puny hole in wall country, something about bridge*

Naruto: We guard this dude! Mission mission mission! I become Hokage, get 401k!

Sneaky water ninja: Oh n0, We attack!

Sasuke kick ass. Naruto piss pants.

Kakashi: I not like this... oh, Naruto bleeding? They put the poo in your wound, you die soon.

Sakura: We give up! Naruto hurt, mission too hard! I cry like this in every episode just like this!

Naruto: Bitch you shut up! I cut that poison out and act 1337 to get you on my floor. I never back down from mission! That's my way of the ninja, believe it!

*everyone secretly laugh at him*

Kakashi: He crazy like a fox, but much dumber... Oh, and your hand still bleed like Irishman's wife at bottom of stairs.

Naruto: 0nooooooo!

*flash away, Zabuza in queer-eye cow-hide boots*

Zabuza: I may sodomize a 15 year old bishounen boy, ala Mark Foley, but I got da big ass sword, I rule joo bitch!