Episode 4:
Kakashi: Naruto you need some Ritalin and Saskue you need some Prozac.
Sakura: What do i need?
Kakashi: a smack across the face
Sakura: you're mean!
Kakashi: yeah...well you're useless
Episode 6:
Zabuza: water dragon no jutsu
Kakashi: water dragon no jutsu
Zabuza: I summon thee
Kakashi: I summon thee
Zabuza: Okay stop it
Kakashi: Okay stop it
Zabuza: STOP IT
Kakashi: STOP IT
Zabuza: I'M GAY
Kakashi: Good for you!
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