Not exactly April Fool's, but I was gotten good 2 weeks ago.

I was at work, and we have one of those buildings where if you want to phone someone outside the internal system you have to dial 9 before dialing the number. So I was making a call and I must have hit the nine twice or something, because someone picked up on the other end and asked what was my emergency. So, yeah, I dialed 911 (for non-US people, this is an emergency number you call if you have a fire or a robbery or some medical crisis). I apologized profusely and told her it was a mistake. She said ok, but for every call we have to send an officer to the scene to confirm that nothing is wrong... So I had to tell everyone what happened and that when the cop showed up to send him my way.

So about 15 minutes later someone lets me know he's here. I go out there's this tall, uniformed, serious looking cop. He asks me if I made the call. I say yes and start apologizing. He asks me if I know about the state stature regarding fraudulent 911 calls. I'm like, no? He tells me that it's a serious offense and he's going to have to take me to the station and fingerprint me. I stare at him O_O. Also, he's sorry, but he will have to cuff me. Could I hold out my hands? I stare at him some more, seriously speechless, although mentally I'm like "Shit, SHIT."

Then he's goes, "Just kidding." And my three coworkers that were watching start laughing their asses off. Apparently he just needs to check on the place and then leave, but one of my coworkers thought it would be funny if they asked the cop to "mess with her a bit." I was pissed, but I've got to admit it was pretty funny. Any suggestions for getting her back?