In the news today

[Penner]

I like the design ^^

[Kraco]

Yeah. It doesn't look bad. Seems like they have been studying cell phones over at Sony to end up with a design like that.

[Death BOO Z]

wait, they're going to drop the analog sticks?

that's the best feature of the PSP

[Nadouku]

I thought the analog stick was right next to the movement controls, unless that's a different thing. Anyway, it looks cool.

[Buffalobiian]

Yep, that black dot/button between the D-pad and start/select buttons seems to be the left (and only) analogue stick to me. From the way the hand holds the PSP-GO, it doesn't look left-aligned enough to be comfortable. Hopefully they've put enough thought into the design so it's not so in practice.

Dropping the disc function and adopting the slider certainly allows for a bigger screen and lighter unit compared to its 3000 brother. Those who live in cities with abundant and cheap wifi connections would notice no loss of convenience at all.

Otherwise, looking snazzy indeed.

[Ryllharu]

Dropping the disc function and adopting the slider certainly allows for a bigger screen and lighter unit compared to its 3000 brother.

The screen is actually smaller (Psyke's link lists it at 3.8 instead of the 3000's 4.3), but the resolution might be higher, that was not disclosed.

[Buffalobiian]

The screen is actually smaller (Psyke's link lists it at 3.8 instead of the 3000's 4.3), but the resolution might be higher, that was not disclosed.

Ah, for some reason I read it the other way around. I'm somewhat disappointed, even if a little bit.

[Pandadice]

Man convicted on 6 accounts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The deadly weapon? his penis.

Womans virginity auctioned off for 3.8mil. Though the winning bidder has had to pull out

[Pandadice]

.. would double posting be okay here if I had two new news stories to post?

Stretch Armstrong movie in the works

You know that toy from the '70s that you could stretch a good 4 feet? he's getting his own movie.

New condition: "Cell Phone Elbow", damages nerves.

guys, I totally have this. I don't get it from talking on my cell, but I totally get it when I clock too many hours on an MMO/on my computer in general, or play my DS too long.

[Buffalobiian]

New condition: "Cell Phone Elbow", damages nerves.

guys, I totally have this. I don't get it from talking on my cell, but I totally get it when I clock too many hours on an MMO/on my computer in general, or play my DS too long.

Wow. I don't know if I'm happy to hear that or not. I've had that before one time, a (previously) unexplainable tingling in my bottom 2 fingers of one arm that lasted for like 18hrs. I didn't know what was going on, and thought one of my nerves died or something, but it was over after a night's sleep.

Now that I read that, I might be because I had my arm bent when I was sleeping. After all, I did sleep on my propped up arm for a few hours at that lecture .

If was just confusing because the numbness didn't go away quickly like it usually does.

[Assertn]

My appendages tend to feel like they're tingling or numb just by reading about a condition that would cause them to tingle or go numb. lol...goddamn psychological symptoms.

[Penner]

Already posted this in the TV-Movies section but i'll post it here aswell..

Actor David Carradine found dead

[Jman]

Already posted this in the TV-Movies section but i'll post it here aswell..

Actor David Carradine found dead

Damn...He was a fine actor.

[Buffalobiian]

Woman 'made porn in childcare centre'

Way to kill someone's business.

[Marik]

Woman 'made porn in childcare centre'

Way to kill someone's business.

Wow, way to go ruin the lives of those children. They should both be covered in gasoline and be set ablaze.

[Nadouku]

What kind of messed up shit is that?

[Buffalobiian]

On a slightly different note, which sex knows when to stop regarding enlargements?
To some, the answer might sound surprising:

Man With 25cm Penis Implant Begs for Reduction

Source: *Explicit*http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/0...for-reduction/ *Explicit*

A man who insisted on plastic surgery to augment his penis from its original 15cm to a gargantuan 25cm is now begging doctors to undo the surgery, as no woman will have anything to do with him.

The 40-year-old man underwent the surgery against the advice of doctors at a Moscow clinic, as he insisted 15cm was just too small. He demanded doctors enhance his member to near equine proportions of 25cm.

Doctors tried to dissuade him, showing him a model of what such a grotesquely oversized member would look like (and hopefully explaining to him that such sizes would prove very difficult for most women to accommodate), but he was adamant that he needed such a colossal appendage.

Eventually doctors relented and decided to take his money anyway.

Two operations later and he was nearly twice his original size, and was eager to return to his presumable life of romance.

However, barely had a month passed and he was back at the clinic, this time begging for a reduction:

“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore. He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.”

Doctors are however powerless to help; he must wait at least six months before new surgery can be undertaken safely.

The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip.

Via MosNews.

The ancients millennia ago left us with the Delphic formula “Know thyself, nothing in excess”, and it seems the importance of those words has not diminished.

If only some would take these words to heart…(see below)

38KKK Idol Demands Bigger Implants: “They May Explode!”

Oppai idol Sheyla Hershey, whose silicone inflated breasts have reached a staggering 38KKK cup size thanks to possibly the world’s largest implants, totaling some four litres of silicone, has defied the warnings of doctors and now seeks even larger breasts, despite being told of the danger of the inflated mammaries exploding grotesquely.

“To me, big is beautiful,” she says, though most observers would likely disagree in this instance.

The 28-year-old idol’s breasts are some of the largest on the planet, all thanks to hours spent under the surgeon’s knife, and many tens of thousands of dollars in fees.

Still, she is not satisfied, and demands ever larger breasts for some reason. Responsible (or rather, lawsuit shy) US doctors refused to operate when she reached 34FFF, so she ignored them and went to her homeland of Brazil, where doctors are happy to pump her full of as much silicone as she has money to pay for.

She is blase about the risk of her breasts exploding: “I don’t think I have anything to worry about. To me big is beautiful.”

She yearns to have the largest breasts on the planet, an aspiration she developed after her first boyfriend unwisely paid for her initial implants. Soon her growing obsession and chest repelled even him, and he left her, but she is unrepentant: “I loved him very much, but I had to leave him to follow my dream.”

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[Penner]

Lol, ridiculous ;P

[Nadouku]

These news just keep getting ridiculous every day.

[XanBcoo]

Oh my God, that website is ridiculous. Take a look at this article. I have never read anything so moronic or disgusting: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/0...n-to-ban-loli/

As if to prove that amongst feminists Japan is seen as an errant nation of yellow perverts who don’t know what’s good for themselves, the Queen of Sweden has proclaimed to the Japanese people that they must pursue an ever greater witch-hunt against the uncertain dangers of “child exploitation”, despite the fact that her own nation has the highest rates of sexual violence in all Europe, whilst Japan has some of the lowest in the world.

In statements reproduced as part of an interview with Japanese leftist rag Yomiuri, Queen Silvia implicitly chastised the nation of oriental dwarfs for their depraved lack of concern for the evils of “child exploitation”:

Translation: "Stupid hag doesn't want us to masturbate to pictures of children. She's just jealous that glorious Nippon is the best country in the world desu."

I honestly can't believe I just read that. Words fail me. It feels like it should be parody, but I know every word of it, as well as what's said in the comments, is true.

The worst part is that this guy's strawman argument that everyone thinks that "Japan is an errant nation of perverts" is actually true. Japan needs to get its goddamn act together.