In the news today

[Animeniax]

Probably for the same reason you won't leave Korea, regardless of what anyone else says or thinks.

She's dreamed of being President since Bill was in office, and probably before then. She's close enough now that to give in would be a waste of years of planning and effort. She has a massive ego, and won't even let reality or bankruptcy get in her way. Meanwhile, the Republicans are happy the Democrats are tearing each other apart before the real battle begins.

[rockmanj]

Probably for the same reason you won't leave Korea, regardless of what anyone else says or thinks.

She's dreamed of being President since Bill was in office, and probably before then. She's close enough now that to give in would be a waste of years of planning and effort. She has a massive ego, and won't even let reality or bankruptcy get in her way. Meanwhile, the Republicans are happy the Democrats are tearing each other apart before the real battle begins.

Well, actually, its my boss that's kept me here...I don't see how your critique of Hilary Clinton applies to me, but anyway...It does look like the Democrats are just wasting time and resources in a contest that could be rendered moot because of various factors. I'm quite taken aback at how Reverend Wright has damaged Obama's campaign so. I mean, whho could have predicted that happening? And there's still that niche of people that thing "race" is a factor in being able to the the CIC . Not surprisingly, a lot of those people are kinda old and lack education.

[Buffalobiian]

Happy Mother's Day: Woman pregnant with 18th child

[Assertn]

Happy Mother's Day: Woman pregnant with 18th child

disgusting...

[python862]

As a Democrat, I must say I'm displeased with the stupidity displayed between our two candidates. Hillary's so far up her own ass that she doesn't see that even IF she doesn't lose to Obama, she's a sure loss to McCain, simply because of the crap-throwing she's doing, which Obama just has to return in favor. Obama is similarly in trouble, though not quite in the same boat as Hillary, what with the Wright debacle. I'm amused to see where this is going to go, even though I know a Democrat isn't going to be in office.

[complich8]

I don't think Wright will have the same media staying power in McCain's hands that it has in Hillary's, simply because of the endorsements he's deliberately courted from similar firebrand evangelicals. Play back some clips of Hagee side-by-side with Wright, and the only big difference you'll find is that Wright is black, and a bit funnier.

My prediction is Obama over McCain, 57-43 in the general election.

[Sapphire]

I figure after about 9-10 children they just pop out with no need of medication or pain killers anymore.

No kidding.. XD

I bet in 6 years those children will be a good source of income. No wonder they are debt free!

College Financial Aid: HOLY SHIT there are 21 dependants and they only make $30,000 dollars a year? Okay full ride for everyone.

[DB_Hunter]

Hey all the power to them to have as many kids as they want. As it seems to be a happy family I don't see what's wrong with them having kids if they want too.

[The Heretic Azazel]

Yeah let's populate the world with as many snot nosed little shits as possible so they can further exhaust the planet and breathe up all my damn oxygen.

I really hate living in Arkansas.

[Munsu]

You're 13, you steal your dad's credit card... what do you do? Order some hookers to play Halo of course:
http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

[Uchiha Barles]

I almost choked to death reading that. I don't what to think about those kids. I might've thought it was funny in a laughing with them kind of way when I was 13. "Haaaahaa we played halo with hookers, how cool is that?! This is sooooooo worth the grounding till we move out!" But you know, at 14, I'm pretty sure I would've went "So uh...you didn't get laid?" and then start laughing. Either way though, these kids need a severe beating from their parents, get sent to military school, and continue receiving severe beatings daily once there from both officers and peers.

[XanBcoo]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

That's the line that got me. Seems like he's on the right road.

Edit: @Uchiha Barles: They tried to get laid, but the hookers apparently would only play Halo with them.

[Buffalobiian]

"If you get lost, tell the police your name and address." -everyone's mum.

Well, I guess that applies to parrots as well.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080521/...parrot_returns

[Assertn]

You're 13, you steal your dad's credit card... what do you do? Order some hookers to play Halo of course:
http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

Probably fake
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4549574a4560.html

[Eurasian]

Up Next on Sick Sad World

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,357030,00.html

[Buffalobiian]

Up Next on Sick Sad World

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,357030,00.html

French "virgin killers" sentenced to life in jail

[Buffalobiian]

Newspaper: Courier mail (couriermail.com.au)

Title: Baby, I'm going to rock your world for 13 minutes at most
Author: Tamara LcLean

The best sex should last between seven and 13 minutes, and even three-minute sex is "adequate", a major survey of US experts has concluded.

But Australian sex therapists commenting on the new research say most men Down Under wanted it to last considerably longer while most women were "not bothered" if it finished quickly.

The sex study is the first to review what the experts believe is the ideal length of time to have penetrative sex, with the random sample of Americans and Canadians labelling seven to 13 minutes most "desirable".

Intercourse lasting between three and seven minutes were deemed "adequate", but anything less was "too short" and beyond 13 minutes was "too long".

The study, published yesterday in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, is designed to help calm couples' unrealistic beliefs that healthy sex should last a long time.
Dr Jane Howard, a Brisbane-based medical sex therapist, said most Australian women would be happy with the study's "adequate" time of three to seven minutes, while men would not.

"Usually women are quite happy with short intercourse, and are not bothered about prolonging it at all, but nearly all men want it to be much, much longer," she said

She said it was important not to obsess over the length of intercourse, with time often suspended during the act anyway.

"I mean really, who's counting?"

[rockmanj]

13 minutes too long? I read that article last week. I'm not sure how i feel about that, or what my average is, but that seems a bit short to me...

[Buffalobiian]

Doubt it's the first, and probably won't be the last, but a good read nevertheless.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/200...and/index.html

[Sapphire]

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