In the news today

[Uchiha Barles]

It's said that in the case of self-defense, one story is better than two, so be certain that yours is the only one heard by making sure the perp is dead.

There were three other perps. So make that four stories, and he still won. The message is clear: "STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOMES IF WE DIDN'T LET YOU IN!" I'm for it. A friend of mine mentioned that the version of the story he read had the mother of the victim saying "...I thought there'd be a mother or father on the jury who would understand..." Yeah, they do. That's why their kids aren't out robbing peoples homes.

@ below: My pleasure xD.

[Animeniax]

Thanks for clearing that up They should rewrite all proverbs/sayings to account for the number of people involved in any possible scenario.