I saw this on the news earlier but wasn't paying attention until I saw it again on the Colbert Report: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...ts_down_e.html

Male flight attendant of 28 years finally gets tired of moronic customers, swears at a woman over the intercom, grabs some beers, slides down the emergency chute, and drives home to have sex with his boyfriend.

A goddamn American hero.