Weird, at first I thought maybe you moved to Texas, but it turns out 3 universities got bomb threats today, including one in Ohio and one in North Dakota.
Well it'd be a lot easier to get away with than what one guy tried a few years ago when he wanted his exam to be postponed. He parked a rented UHaul/mover truck outside a university building, similar to the one Timothy McVeigh used to blow up a building in Oklahoma. He got the exam postponed, but also prison.