I submit this for my tie breaker
http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...&postcount=740

And now the post in its entirity:
[13:28:58] <complich8> my roommate got mugged not even half a block away from where I work
[13:29:23] <Wilik> that sucks
[13:29:41] <complich8> what's worse is that it was 6 girls that mugged him
[13:30:07] <complich8> what's even worse is that the cops drove up and, rather than taking a police report right away or chasing down the fleeing muggers, they tried to find something to arrest him for
[13:30:48] <Wilik> ROFL
[13:30:53] <Wilik> 6 girls?
[13:31:00] <complich8> could have easily caught one or two of them, but instead they opted to harrass the guy who was on the ground unconscious and bleeding ...
[13:31:09] <Wilik> did they try to rape him too?
[13:31:09] <complich8> yeah ...
[13:31:11] <complich8> no
[13:31:22] <complich8> they just beat him up and stole his wallet, cell phone and shoes
[13:31:31] <Wilik> haha his shoes?
[13:31:33] <complich8> yeah
[13:31:39] <Wilik> no one will jump you comp
[13:31:44] <Wilik> you look like a damn viking
[13:31:45] <complich8> yeah, I'm pretty safe
[13:32:06] <Wilik> did he defend himself at all?
[13:32:29] <complich8> he's sort of a pansy, and they apparently hit him pretty hard
[13:32:35] <Wilik> haha
[13:32:39] <Wilik> women dont hit hard
[13:32:53] <complich8> fat black women?
[13:33:01] <Wilik> now thats totally different
[13:33:05] <complich8> yes
[13:33:13] <Wilik> Yuki knows all about that shit
[13:33:14] <_kAi_> that's what I thought straight away
[13:33:23] <complich8> it also makes it even more ludicrous how the cops didn't chase after them
[13:33:37] <Wilik> then being black and all
[13:33:41] <complich8> "she's running slower than you can walk! chase the bitch down!!"
[13:33:49] <Wilik> just throw a donut
[13:33:54] <_kAi_> but rolling is a different story
[13:33:55] <complich8> >_<
[13:33:55] <Wilik> she'll stop to eat it
[13:34:01] <_kAi_> so will the cop
[13:34:15] <Wilik> so he really didnt defend himself at all?
[13:34:26] <complich8> anyway, one of them punched him in the face, he was moderately drunk ...
[13:34:27] <complich8> he fell
[13:34:30] <complich8> they started kicking

Part 2: Solution Proposed
[13:34:31] <Wilik> I wish 6 girls would jump me
[13:34:37] <_kAi_> I'd rape them
[13:34:41] <Wilik> same here
[13:34:45] <Wilik> to teach them a lesson
[13:35:08] <Wilik> I can see the trial now...
[13:35:18] <Kraco> Apparently the cops thought so as well. Common sense.
[13:35:42] <Wilik> 'so we were trying to beat him up right.. then that mother fucker just turned me around and started fucking me doggy style right there in the middle of the street'
[13:36:19] <_kAi_> heh
[13:36:36] <Wilik> me 'she had it coming your honor, she picked the wrong guy to try to steal a wallet from, because lets face it, if im gonna give some bitch money, I damn well want something in return...'
[13:36:48] <_kAi_> hah
[13:37:04] <_kAi_> exactly
[13:37:15] <Wilik> i'd get off on soliciting a prostitute
[13:37:16] <Wilik> :P
[13:38:03] <Wilik> and she'd learn a valuable lesson, its easier to just fuck a guy for money then to try to kick his ass to get it :P
[13:38:13] <_kAi_> so be a hoe
[13:38:25] <Wilik> pimps up, hoes down!