I protest against this contest! It is utterly impossible for me to dig up the very top of my assholery, egoism, self-love & voiced opinions of how despicable people with bowties are! While I am of course the coolest person ever, there are soooo many posts out there where I just flaunt my "authority" in ways that make myself shudder, often in combination with anger outbursts (which I am prone to because I can).

http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...3&postcount=68

That's an example (remember that SK?). But there's so much more, if I could I'd try to find some posts from the whole Jadugar business. Or perhaps the corresponding IRC log. Or any post where I talk about my latest sexcapades. Frankly, I am much too cool to contain in a single post! Especially with my post count. Wilik has like what 200 posts? (and not a gazillion as he would have you believe!)