Quote Originally Posted by Q-BeRt
Arcness, I know you've been depressed for a long time now about your genes being so shitty that you got cancer at age 15 (rofl?), so I'm going to help you out a bit. Here's everything you've ever wanted to know about killing yourself:

http://www.satanservice.org/tokus/suicide/guide/

Considering the situation though, this would probably be the best option(are penises safe for work?)
Lol, Mage i love it how you dodge talking about your pathetic driving ability that made you wrap your car around a telephone poll or a tree or whatever the fuck you hit. What was it because of rain? wow droplets of water flying through the air defeated you. Now if this were an e-vagina contest, id surely admit defeat. However its an e-penis contest and you actually need one of those to compete. So why the hell are you still here?

Iam too good for suicide the world would cry without me. The world wanted me here so it didnt kill me, thats reason enough to think I kick ass.