Battle of the E-Penis Finals

[ChaosK]

These are the criteria:

I created them specifically for the people who initially bitched about this contest being "arbitrary." If you're intentionally disregarding these decision criteria, don't admit it. This is the finals and I don't want the results to be skewed by a few people who disregard the guidelines.

Who gives a shit why people vote for these people? the criteria was created for the indecisive and whiny bitches that wanted to know which fucking circle to click. If he wants to vote Haku because he thinks Haku is a beautiful tree, let him go for it.

[Board of Command]

Remember the whole scandal with the 2002 Olympic figure skating event? With the Russians originally winning? Yeah. They were a pair of beautiful trees.

[joker-kun]

I think everyone is overanalyzing this a little bit. Whether or not if it can be argued that Y or Haku belong in the 'finals' the fact is they're both dicks. Do you really think either of them care about winning? What makes it worse is that the voting takes place on the forums. I know Haku isn't the biggest fan and considering the only time I see Y talk about the forums is when he pastes a link on IRC and tells the mods to do their job, lol.

In other words, when both of them decide to waste their time even posting here it's pretty much to get a reaction out of all you, which is pretty amusing considering the one's they have got.

By the way Knives being banned is nothing new to IRC. You can call him one of the trolls of IRC if you like. He knows full well he's going to get banned anyway, considering half the time he tries for it. Same goes for Carnage. As for five people being in the channel (and no animemaniax this isn't my queue for another debate between us, it's not even directed to you really) we're actually at the highest we've been at for awhile.

I just find it pretty funny that people who probably actually have intelligence care more about who's voting for who and whether that vote was legitimate than the two finalists do.

[Lucifus]

I had been permanently banned on IRC by wilik and unbanned by Arcness by promising to vote for him. Does that count as him having a giant E-Penis? I apologize if I wasn't following criteria but I didn't really read through any of the posts since the very first Battle of the E-Penis thread. Which didn't hold said criteria. And Animeniax, go fuck off......

Had a gay day, going to the bitching thread. Null my vote if you want..

[Kraco]

I apologize if I wasn't following criteria but I didn't really read through any of the posts since the very first Battle of the E-Penis thread. Which didn't hold said criteria.

Had a gay day, going to the bitching thread. Null my vote if you want..

This is a bloody e-dickery contest. A person with any thread of e-penis will ignore any "rules" or "criteria" and vote who the hell he ever wants to vote for whatever reasons nobody needs to understand. It's still probably good BoC posted those criteria, though, because there are always people who either don't know anything about the candidates or otherwise can't make a decision, like Chaos noted. With some rules in place they hopefully vote and make the game more exciting.

[Board of Command]

I just find it pretty funny that people who probably actually have intelligence care more about who's voting for who and whether that vote was legitimate than the two finalists do.

David Stern is more concerned about the referee scandal in the NBA than the actual teams and players. Go figure.

[joker-kun]

David Stern is more concerned about the referee scandal in the NBA than the actual teams and players. Go figure.

BoC has a ridiculously round head... oh wait that's off topic.

BoC <3

[Yukimura]

Terra uses IRC once a month or so so yeah other than Animeniax everyone in this contest either is or was (Carnage and SK are essentially perma-banned but used to be active, masa rage quit last week but he did come back today in disguise) an irc user.