Quote Originally Posted by AssertnFailure
Along that same vein....

I hate when people don't write their facebook status message in the 3rd person.
Nancy is doing homework so I can go to the party tonight!!!!
Ah, that too. One of my old status messages was actually ragging on people for that because it happens so often. Especially if they don't use any punctuation or transitions whatsoever.

This fool I knew from High School recently had his status as "Nick is awww damn i fukked up my ankle again thats what i get for going to the lake two weekends in a row."

Christ. No one cares you retard.

Edit: lol, el_boss just outright hates strangers.