A female cop pulls over a drunk driver and she says:
"Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The drunk man replies: "TITTIES!"
A female cop pulls over a drunk driver and she says:
"Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The drunk man replies: "TITTIES!"
Originally Posted by Assertn
Vile scum you are a shitty person!
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This is the joke thread so that was a joke.
We can represent joke as negation in logic.
therefore your sentence means:
"You are great person"
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