Quote Originally Posted by Xelbair View Post
Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
"how much do i pay?" asks the neutron.
"no charge" responded bartender.

Newton, Einstein and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein got chosen to be the seeker. When Einstein started counting Pascal run as fast as he could, but Newton just drew a square and stood inside it behind Einstein. Einstein, disappointed, asked "Why you did not hide Newton?". he responded "Hey, it's one newton on one square meter so therefore its pascal, not Newton!"

Physics geek here..
hahaha, love it