A: hmm, i think that i would have it cremated, or i would think something badass like slice it into 4 parts and put them in:
- North Pole
- South Pole
- someplace in japan
- someplace in US or Canada
but only if i were sadistic enough to enforce it through my last will on my children.

Q: Devil appeared before you, and he offers you a deal. You would be best singer in the world but you would not be able to touch any instrument ever, and your hands would be only strong enough for eating drinking or the opposite, but instead of not touching instrument you would loose your voice?