I'm usually a giant loser in public, so I'm happy tonight that 2 random girls finally danced with me when I was at a nightclub. That's honestly the first time it's ever happened and it feels like a breakthrough for me.
But damn, one kept grinding against my wallet which I keep in my front left pocket and I was totally afraid she thought it was erection. I didn't know what to do...
Edit to below: No, I get that. It was just weird because eventually my wallet was the only thing I could think about. I obsess over strange things.