I am responsible for all the plaster-wall holes in my place. Each one only got bigger so... nah, learning's not happening.

Hope it all goes well Kitkat! I've always dreaded coverletters, as few as I've written. It's all formality. There's not greatly a lot to write about really.. you've got a job on offer, and I want a job. Now read my CV. :S

I suppose it could be good to write if you could sell yourself to be the exact match like you said in your post. Even then, what's really missing from that which isn't in your CV already? Aspirations?