What I don't get...

[rockmanj]

Branches up


up


up


Even the most heavily ornamented branches maintain an upward or outward appearance. All the cartoony trees look like they're flying through a wind tunnel.

I think the ubiquitous image of the tree has colored the reality of the situation. I just asked my brother and my friend which way Christmas tree branches pointed. "Down" was their answer.

Be careful...the christmas people tree will get on your case. You don't want that shit.