What does that have to do with finding porn on a company server? There's two other threads for the presidential election topic, go troll in one of those.

I knew a sysadmin who rented out bandwidth to another company on a T1 line that was leased to his company. The main company got frustrated with how slow the network ran, then they found out why. He didn't even lose his job over it, that's how important he was to the company's network administration. What a badass.