Every time I hear about the earthquake in Haiti, I can't help but think about that scene from Airplane II where they show Detroit before and after a terrorist attack. It's the same shithole.
This earthquake could be the best thing to happen to Haiti. They get a huge infusion of money and aid. Hopefully they don't use it to just patch holes and for temporary relief. Use that money to rebuild from the ground up and fix your shit.
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
Well, and hope that the U.S. and France don't start co-opting their government again. And that all that money they have is treated as grants, not loans.
http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
saw that the other day and thought it seemed pretty useful, so i'm posting it here.
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Tired of being socially awkward? Having trouble keeping eye contact?
http://www.japanator.com/miteru-dake...wer-8360.phtml
This is so creepy it's hilarious. Why socialize when you can spend hours staring at dead-eyed women on your computer?? They play like hostage videos. Oh, and if you're a guy and stared at the first girl's cleavage before you even hit play, don't worry. I did it too.A new DVD hopes to improve your odds of behaving like a civilized human being when faced (literally) with another living human girl. Miteru Dake ("Just Looking") contains 50 variously sized, shaped and aged female girl-types. While this might sound like a set-up to your average run-of-the-mill "adult" film, it is, in fact, nothing of the sort. These girls simply stand and stare at you. That's it.
There's even one for Shinta|hikari: Don't get nervous, Shinta!!
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<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
I've already used this a few times...thanks for sharing this!Originally Posted by Pandadice
hhahahahahaha
"Leaving hell is not the same as entering it." - Tierce Japhrimel
lulz. I stared at the first chick's face at the start! All you other males are naught but carnal animals!
(only because I had to install missing plugins and the icon made me look at the centre.
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
I actually have problems not staring at a woman's face if I find her attractive. I call it the "Lenny Fixation Complex". Weirds girls out, though I think it's just my attempt to memorize the lines and features of their faces.
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
Why are you doing that? That sounds scary...
I believe in the beauty of form, so if I think a girl is attractive, I examine her features to truly appreciate them and to understand why they are attractive. Not to stoke any rumours about my sexuality, but I look at good-looking guys' features as well, to see what about them makes them attractive to women. I then compare them to my own features to see where I stand in the looks department, and in relation to my success with women.
I see it as a sign of my maturation and increased self-confidence. But I was bad about staring even when I was a wallflower as a young adult. The Lenny Fixation thing.
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
That's very American of you. I can't imagine a timid Japanese man would be so brazen. But that is essentially what those videos would train you to do.
There's also one for the ladies
It's pretty creepy, but not as creepy as the links Buffalobiian posted. Damn, Japan.
Cohabitation with women will teach you a lot of things. Scary things.holy crap! it's some sort of real life photoshop D:
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
I found the second girl more attractive than the first actually.
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
BEHOLD the power of Make Up.
"Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。
holy crap! it's some sort of real life photoshop D:
.. but it does help a bit how she changes her hair and smiles :\.
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Kigurumi
Make sure you watch the last vid if you want your dreams shattered
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
bright lights, possible sound effects, crazy breakdown.
you have been warned
well, not really shocking, but still funny.
sig made by Itachi-y2k5, thanks, dude!
Currently Watching: probably a show directed at 9 years old girls, lets be honest.
You know the important distinction between Batman and me? Batman is fictional. In real life, there isn't always an alternative.
Adventures In Sex City! Players can either be a man wearing a condom on his head named Captain Condom; a virgin named Wonder Vag; a boy named Willy the Kid who believes size doesn't matter or Power Pap, a sexually active gal. Each character will have to fight the game's super villain, the Sperminator, a muscular man wearing a red wrestling mask with penis arms.
link to the actual game
"Samsonlonghair - The Defender of the Oppressed And Shunned!" -Kraco
http://5z8.info/56-DEPLOY-TROJAN-287...n-for-good.pdf
I thought this was pretty awesome.
also with that: http://5z8.info/open.exe_k6k9_rickroll
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lol, that's a funny little website.
http://5z8.info/myspace-of-sex_h4z5_autoinstall
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
Inb4 some smartass posts an actual dangerous website
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