Quote Originally Posted by Sam98034 View Post
Well, thank you very much for taking my silly sarcastic racism seriously. In return I will actually be serious and quit giving you a hard time. I agree with you 100%. It's a major turn off when a girl turns into a 15-year-old boy after you touch her. It would be hard to believe that anyone would fall for such a technique, even if they were perverts. However, in Naruto's defence, the technique isn't usually used like that. It has usually been used as a distraction technique to defeat an opponent, not so much a seduction technique. There is a pretty good reason to think it would work. Imagine you are in a ring preparing to fight someone. Suddenly, you are surrounded by 12 naked bodies of oiled-up teenage squish begging to hold your member. Are you at least semi-confused, horny, and distracted? I believe many people would be. Now take Jiraiya's case where such a fantasy is so desirable he may overlook the fact that it's just an illusion made by a little boy. The point is that most real ninjas would never think of doing something so outrageous to distract their opponents, but apparently Naruto would. </serious>The only reason Bee didn't fall for it is because he is a rapper who probably gets hoes left and right. He gets 12 cloud girls any time he wants, so he's not really impressed by the technique, in fact, it's probably a downgrade for him--you saw the jugs on that one blonde student of his.
The way they portray the Cloud girls in the anime it seems like not only are they hella hot but they're all saps for bee. I'd take one of them over a million female Narutos.

For Jaraiya's char it makes sense (Sorry I'm being lazy and not quoting you too homey) but they pounded the perv thing in with him from day one. Bee is older obviously. I remember during that pause in the fight between him and Sasuke + friends he said "Time to go home and get a drink"

That always cracked me up. Not too often you see a ninja think about that. Its humanized him a lot for me.

That being said I think he is a dead man walking. Sadly.