Rock, obviously I was joking, considering all the 'Naruto hugs DarkNaruto' "Naruto hugs Kyuubi" and the "Naruto hugs trees" comments in earlier threads.

now, I'm probably going out on a stretch here, but some other things bother me.

Kuhina's chackra is supposed to be really special, right? unique enough to control the kyuubi (which is supposed to be the counter nuke of the village), but her family didn't live in the ninja village? suspicious.

2nd point, Kyuubi knows Kuhina and the 4th hokage. how? I don't think that they declared their names in the middle of the battle ("I'm the hokage, this's the misses, Kuhina, and we're going to kill you!"), which would imply that they either known each other from before (for example, they were friends before Madare made the kyuubi mad), or from after the sealing, (no wonder Naruto has ADHD, he has three people talking inside his mind).

both options would imply that the kyuubi isn't completely evil crazy; or at least had some other motif for wrecking havoc on the village.

crazy fanfiction theory: Kuhina is a fox lady, Kyuubi is old suitor, jealous and crazy. something, something, DRAMA.


I can agree to the reasoning the during times of war, the village spits out early genins, it sounds a bit silly, but sure, why not.