Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
Why is Sam so fucking stupid? He knows fire is works against them and swords are useless, drops the fire and uses the sword. He then randomly uses what seems to be some ancient dagger of doom, AND THEN HE LEAVES IT BEHIND!

And you just know this fatass is never gonna die, he's totally the author's self insert.
Can't be as bad as Ayn Rand self-inserting into Atlas Shrugged. What an attention whore.

I've found any character named Sam in any fantasy world is the dumb sidekick. Maybe it's an acronym for something, like "Such a moron" or "Stupid ass motherf*cker".