Osama Bin Laden Dead

[Animeniax]

Of course of course! Fuck me I forgot to put on my tinfoil hat

I'm all for that. Fuck you!

I seriously doubt the American military was spending the last 10 years actively looking for Osama. It's probably something more along the line of they keep tab on where he is and finally got a good chance at capturing him alive. I think this was more an attempt to capture him that just ended up failing.

40 Navy SEALs infiltrated the place, and they couldn't take him alive? Did he have a steak knife to hold them at bay?

They shot him in the face. They couldn't just wing him? These are expert marksmen we're talking about here.