@ whatever the first one was
Fuck you. Your submission wasn't funny. If you're gonna bitch out, at least make a shitty story that shows you don't care, rather than blog your shitty life to me. You got invited to a wedding? Great. I invite you to jump off a bridge.
@ Not Your Average Chat
Wow, like omg! What a cute (LOL) story!
Seriously? What is this shit?
The intro paragraph reads like the intro to a Nickolodean series. "I'm so average in a way that's not average in the way that average is thought of. Check out The Average Life of Jesse, weeknights on Nick!" But at least Nick shows have their characters get into wacky hijinks. This story would have been at least readable if that had been the case. Unfortunately for me, the author tried to take in a totally different direction.
Oh, before I rip this story's vagina apart like a group of black guys who see a white girl at a rap concert, I just wanna let you know that a parody has to be funny for the "It's a parody" excuse to work.
Oh, what wit. What hilarity. This ranks right up there along the all-time greats, such as“Hey, would you like to go home together?”
“I can’t hear you through my AT-field.”
andOh hey, we should be friends.
Oh, I'm sorry, I have to go Poketraining with my Pokemon because you know this is a Pokemon reference.
Amazing. I don't know how long it took the author to think of that one, but I can't see more than half a day having gone by for it to finally pop into their head.What did you get on your test score?
Oh, my test score is OVER 9000!!!!
And yes, I get that the idea is that the main character is average. You repeated the word seven fucking times on the first page. Do not ever fucking do that again. It's tedious and makes my head hurt.
OH COOL MORE ANIME REFERENCES. ASTRO BOY, ANYONE?
You know what? Fuck this, I'm not pissing away my life on a play-by-play commentary.
This story is one of the most pathetically-written pieces of shit I've ever read and I've read Lord of the Rings. I have no clue how the author managed to write this thing up to seven pages, but they at least deserve some kudos for trolling my ass into reading it all.
@ the one with orgasms 'n shit
This is a poor excuse for... well, everything. Let me put it bluntly, if you're trying to get people engaged in your story, don't write like a middle schooler who just found out what a puberty is.
Your writing is atrocious, and considering it's not that hard to write a story about carpet munchers, I'm fucking disappointed.
I wish I didn't have to vote for two entries or I wouldn't even bother voting for this waste of e-ink.
@ The Flu
+1 brofist for you for your unnatural love of the comma.
-1 brofist for writing like a pretentious twat
+1 brofist for STILL managing to write better than the other entries here
Overall? *brofist*
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