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    Holy crap, i thought this was a nerd forum, how has everyone here had sex? This sucks, now i feel like a failure among those i always assumed were in the same boat as me...

    I was talking to a friend once, and she was explaining to me how she has to really get to know a guy before she "gives him her all," and that phrase really struck me. Is sex her "all"? Is that the pinnacle of her existence? is banging her boyfriend the greatest thing she will ever accomplish? Why do people put so much emphasis on sex?

    maybe one of these days i'll get some.. Hopefully when i graduate to highschool. I hear EVERYONE is getting some in highschool ^^.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandadice View Post
    Holy crap, i thought this was a nerd forum, how has everyone here had sex? This sucks, now i feel like a failure among those i always assumed were in the same boat as me...

    I was talking to a friend once, and she was explaining to me how she has to really get to know a guy before she "gives him her all," and that phrase really struck me. Is sex her "all"? Is that the pinnacle of her existence? is banging her boyfriend the greatest thing she will ever accomplish? Why do people put so much emphasis on sex?

    maybe one of these days i'll get some.. Hopefully when i graduate to highschool. I hear EVERYONE is getting some in highschool ^^.
    Where are you from? What kind of upbringing does she have?

    Also I'm not sure if you're joking, but only one third to one half of the students you go to high school with will have had sex: http://www.childtrendsdatabank.org/?q=node/315

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    Where are you from? What kind of upbringing does she have?
    east-central US. As for upbringing, some form of Christian afaik. But she drinks/smokes/parties etc so there's that too. Plus I mean, she does have sex with her boyfriend and stuff, so it's not like she's saving herself for marriage or anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandadice View Post
    east-central US. As for upbringing, some form of Christian afaik. But she drinks/smokes/parties etc so there's that too. Plus I mean, she does have sex with her boyfriend and stuff, so it's not like she's saving herself for marriage or anything.
    I'm sure the Christian mindset mixed with the typical popular media representation of sex and romance influences that line of thinking. It's kind of sad, really. That's an impressive observation you made of the language she was using. It's very telling, and I've heard it lots before but never thought about it that way.

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    Good Lord. That reminds me of my 4Loko experience.
    Willing to let this thread become a place to post sex horror stories if it just descends into immature off-topic posts.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    Willing to let this thread become a place to post sex horror stories if it just descends into immature off-topic posts.
    aka Tell us about the 4Loko story! lol!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    aka Tell us about the 4Loko story! lol!!
    Well, it is not as painful to think about anymore, but I learned about this game called "Power Hour" and payed it using 4Loko, which I was curious about. I remember my last coherent thought that night being "man, that bassist is hot" (There was a band on the stage of the place we were with a hot female bassist). Apparently, I was so drunk and disoriented that I asked someone to help me get home, and a rather large woman apparently led me to her lair where things happened. I am not sure what exactly, but I was nevertheless very upset the next day.

    My Roommate (who passed out at like 10pm...such a lightweight) got the scoop from his friends about what happened and shamed me for days on end. I think if i had a wingman or even a halfway decent person there with me, it would not have happened. I guess that happens to the best of us, but I have vetoed 4Loko from then on.

    Footnote: I am not into large women at all...I prefer slim or athletic types. The "opportunist", as I shall call her was of that sort of build at all.

    and yes, I do have some more horror stories, but also some amusing ones.
    Last edited by rockmanj; Sun, 07-03-2011 at 04:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandadice View Post
    maybe one of these days i'll get some.. Hopefully when i graduate to highschool. I hear EVERYONE is getting some in highschool ^^.
    BRB, finding a high school.

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