Quote Originally Posted by David75 View Post
My mistake, I was counting the holes for 2 people, when you did only for your partner.
You wouldn't put stuff in your own holes, no matter how kinky the sex .

Quote Originally Posted by rockmanj View Post
You forget about all the lovely body crevices as well...not mucous membranes, but still useful.
You mean like the valley of the gods? Or weirder shit like nostrils and ear canals?