What makes you feel old?

[darkshadow]

Good lord you're so full of shit man. Like I said, it's easy for you to talk big online about how independent and free of public judgment and how you live life to the fullest and only know the right people and everything is peachy. But we know from how you act out online that your life in real isn't anywhere near as cool as you pretend. That makes me feel old.

You are completely correct, I mean my mom doesn't exist either right? I just made her up just now so I could feel like a total badass on the internet.
Look at this guy with the badass mom and friends is what I was going for.
Too bad that in the real world she would totally make snide remarks at a younger girlfriend and actually already has cast me out because she's religious and I'm not.

Just like how in the real world smoking pot because you want to understand criminals is the best possible course of action; ofcourse in the real world you also obviously lie about it, because law enforcement so desperately need more liars on the force.
Oh wait...

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That is you, except your perpetual "high" isn't caused by being drugged or your notouriously clever usage of weed, but by your sheer insanity.