As far as feeling old, it's not just that there are all these young hot girls running around. It's knowing those years are beyond me, seeing them go through freshman orientation and their first years away from home and trying new things and having new experiences. I'd like to be a part of their learning process (if nothing else than what they should avoid, wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean) but I feel I'd just corrupt their experience since I've already been through it and that would be unfair.