</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (High Wind &#064; Dec 4 2003, 10:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The first missionary gets goes into blind rage and starts swiping at the men with spears. He is killed and gets skinned alive.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Is that possible?

Ok here&#39;s mine.

One day a little boy and his grandfather go fishing.

They set thier hooks and cast thier lines then wait patently for some fish.

After some time passes the grandfather takes out his flask and begins taking sips of his whiskey. The little boys asks,
&quot;Grandpa, can I have some?&quot;
to which the grandfather replies, &quot;Can your penis touch your asshole?&quot;

&quot;No.&quot; The boy replies.

&quot;Then your not old enough.&quot;
Some more time passes and still no fish. The grandfather decides to smoke his pipe to help pass the time. After he lights it and blows a few smoke rings the little boy asks &quot;Grandpa, can I try?&quot;
Again the grandfather asks, &quot;Can your penis touch your asshole?&quot;

&quot;No.&quot; The boy replies sadly.

&quot;Then your still not old enough&quot;

Some more time passes and the grandfather has finished his flask and pipe. The little boy gets hungry and takes out a bag of cookies from his backpack. After eating a few his grandfather asks, &quot;Hey sonny, how about giving your ol&#39; grandpa a cookie?&quot;

The little boy replies, &quot;Can your penis touch your asshole?&quot;

chuckling the grandfather says, &quot;Of course&#33;&quot; and holds out his hand.

The little boy replies, &quot;Good, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies.&quot;