A new employee is hired at the <span style='color:red'>Tickle-Me-Elmo </span>factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
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The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the personnel Manager&#39;s door.
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The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
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He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.
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The personnel manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor.
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When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor, and they&#39;re really beginning to pile up.
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At the end of the line stands the new employee.
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She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo&#39;s legs.
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The personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
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&quot;I&#39;m sorry,&quot; he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, “but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles.&quot;

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stupid bonus joke:

Q: How many <span style='color:blue'>surrealists </span>does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: A fish.