Gross one I was told by one of my friends uncles lol


A young girl walks into the bathroom while her father is taking a shower and says
"Daddy daddy, what's that?"
The dad replys; "That's my penis, hunny"
Kid asks "When will I get one"
Dad smirks and says "As soon as mommy leaves"



<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>o_O</span>