"She's the only non-loli girl in the show, your honor!" will be my defense in court
He's a dude who literally and repeatedly risked his life in the dungeons as the certified world's weakest hunter, never giving up despite only staying alive due to a healer pretty much walking one step behind him all the time and a hospital becoming his second home. He's not going to run, obviously. The threat of an S-rank is nothing much compared to what he has already faced and what he envisions he will face in the future. He has even been brutally killed once before, which is more than most people can say.
"She's the only non-loli girl in the show, your honor!" will be my defense in court