this isnt my favorite quote because of what message it puts across, its just my favorite because its so out of place.

Orochimaru: "Come to my place and i'll give you some power..."

eugh...... just thinking about that... him with his unnecessary lickings, pedophilic stalkings, and young boy obsessions....... *shudders* thats on the same level as "hey little kid, come into my van, i have money and candy " anyways thats my favorite quote because it just doesnt really fit anywhere else in naruto..... or any anime for that matter........ or any sentence said by a middle aged man to a young boy......