Rex Banner (looking down towards Springfield): "You're out there somewhere Beer Barron, and im going to get you."
Homer (Somehwere in the distance): <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>"No you won't."</span>
Rex Banner: "Yes i will."
Homer: <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>"...D'oh..."</span>
Daredevil talking to Bart: Bones heal, and chicks dig scars!
School Guide: Do you have any plans for the future?
Teenage Homer: I'm going to drink a lot of beer and stay up all night!
Marine officer: ok simpson! u dont like me and i dont like u.....!
homer: i like you
marine officer: ....ok, fine, u like me. but i dont like u!
homer: maybe u'd like me if u go to know me better.
..............................
marine captain: Im a man of few words.......any questions?
homer: umm, is the poop deck really what i think it is?
marine captain: HAHAHA......i like the cut of ur jib.
homer: whats a jib?
marine captain: HAHA! sergeant, promote that man!
...................................
*later the same ep*
homer: hmm...what would the captain do in my place?
captian, in the torpedo tube: <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Dont fire the torpedo's!</span>
homer: Fire the torpedos!
captain: ahhhhhhhhh........*THUMP*
junior officers: sir! they've fired a commanding officer at us!
Senior officer: they wanna fire at us?! we'll respond in kind!
*junior officers start dragging him away*
Senior officer: Not me u idiots, a torpedo!
..............................................
*moe hooked up the a lie detector*
police: did u have a grudge against mr. burns?
moe: no....*BEEEP*......alrite, fine, maybe i did. but i didn't kill him!....*DING*
police: ok sir, ur free to go.
moe: good, cuz i got a hot date tonite....*BEEEP*......A date....*BEEEP*.....dinner with friend.....*BEEEP*.....dinner alone....*BEEEP*....watching TV alone.....*BEEEP*......ALRITE! im gonna sit at home and ogle(sp) the ladies in the victoria's secret catalouge.....*BEEEP*......<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>sears catalouge</span>........*DING*
moe: now would u unhook this thing already! i dont deserve this kind of shabby treatment!......*BEEEP*
Sideshow Bob: Madame, your children are no more................................ than little trouble makers.
Marge: Even Lisa?
Sideshow Bob: <u>ESPECIALLY</u> Lisa! And <u>ESPECIALLY</u> Bart!
I think I know precisely what I mean
when I say it's a schpadoinkle day
Sorry I'm gonna have to add this in
Family Guy>Simpsons
Heh.. It's really odd.. I'm not sure why I though it was funny.. it sure isn't now when I think back..
but the simpsons thing that made me laught the most:
Homer touched on of those electricity ball things that make your hair go all funky.
Not sure.. but that was the funiest simpons moment I had.
Moe: This thing will flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds.
Homer: But I want it now.
Lady: Did something crawl down your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die
Moehands Barney a beer) That'll be $2000.00
Barney: What!! (hands over the cash) This had better be the best beer I ever tasted. (Gulps down beer) You got lucky.
Homer: Ooh, the mafia guy's mad! what are ya gonna do, call your god father?
lenny: jee homer, i thought a guy with 2 wives would be happy.
carl: no, ur thinking about a guy 2 knives.
moe *holding 2 knives* : i gotta tell ya....this is pretty great!
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Assassin @ Jan 23 2004, 12:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
*moe hooked up the a lie detector*
police: did u have a grudge against mr. burns?
moe: no....*BEEEP*......alrite, fine, maybe i did. but i didn't kill him!....*DING*
police: ok sir, ur free to go.
moe: good, cuz i got a hot date tonite....*BEEEP*......A date....*BEEEP*.....dinner with friend.....*BEEEP*.....dinner alone....*BEEEP*....watching TV alone.....*BEEEP*......ALRITE! im gonna sit at home and ogle(sp) the ladies in the victoria's secret catalouge.....*BEEEP*......<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>sears catalouge</span>........*DING*
moe: now would u unhook this thing already! i dont deserve this kind of shabby treatment!......*BEEEP* </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
thats hilarious
i love it
also i do think fmaily guy was funnier b/c every single episode was funny unlike simpsons where some wernt that funny. plus i think fmaily guy is smarter humor and is less slapstick but more saracstic.
moe: how do u like it when some1 puts a sticker on ur face( noe slaps the sticker on duff mans face)
duff man: duff man cant breath OOOOO NOOOO
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Uzumaki Kakashi @ Feb 8 2004, 10:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> also i do think fmaily guy was funnier b/c every single episode was funny unlike simpsons where some wernt that funny. plus i think fmaily guy is smarter humor and is less slapstick but more saracstic. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Family Guy has smarter humour than the Simpsons?? Quite the reverse methinks, I don't see political satire and social commentary in Family Guy anywhere near as much as in the Simpsons...Family Guy is definitely more adult though in terms of content (though I suppose thats pretty obvious!. Family Guy does a lot of surreal stuff that used to happen quite a bit in the Simpsons but the Simpsons writers stopped doing that stuff after a while...
Simpsons > Futurama > Family Guy overall...family guy is the funniest but Futurama and Simpsons are more entertaining...pisses me off that theres too many jokes about American TV (in family guy) and that since you pretty much need to live over there to get them...
aaanyway...
2nd funniest thing (besides where homer steps on a huge nail) on simpsons that I saw again yesterday is when the Daredevil guy is going to jump over a huge pool of water on a motorbike, and the pool is full of dangerous stuff like electric eels, sharks, and a lion! He makes the jump then goes back up the ramp, stops on the edge of it and waves to the crowd, then falls in, gets mangled, is crawling out when the lion pounces on him from out of the water...very cheesy by Simpsons standards but it was well funny...
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Uzumaki Kakashi @ Feb 9 2004, 12:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> also i do think fmaily guy was funnier b/c every single episode was funny unlike simpsons where some wernt that funny. plus i think fmaily guy is smarter humor and is less slapstick but more saracstic. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Nah, your just thinking about Stewie. He was the only thing good about that show.
Another Simpsons quote:
Episode where Bart cries wolf
(Willie and the wolf sitting on the grass after Willy beat the shit out of the wolf)
Auck, don't feel too bad Wolfie. I was wrestling wolves while you were still sucking on your mothers teet.
How can any1 forget the most famous quote of them all!
Homer: mmmmmmmmm donuts
Mr burns: smithers who is that bumbling num scull
smithers: thats homer simpson from 7G
I think it was britney spears...
WOOOO YEA ALL RIGHT! NOW A NEW SONG FORM P SQUARE, Thats the party possie! wooooo yea! all right!
(i forgot the whole song)
yvan eht nioj Yvan eht nioj
Nsync Justin timberlake: End it wif the matrix (jumps) 1 of the nsync member falls
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Youko @ Feb 4 2004, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Sorry I'm gonna have to add this in
Family Guy>Simpsons
Heh.. It's really odd.. I'm not sure why I though it was funny.. it sure isn't now when I think back..
but the simpsons thing that made me laught the most:
Homer touched on of those electricity ball things that make your hair go all funky.
its trufamily guy > simpsons
quote from family guy -
its the morning after quagmire's had a 1 night stand, hot chick is still in bed. quagmire walks into the room in his dressing gown.
hot chick - "mark honey, ive got a question for you; what do you do for a living?"
quagmire - "ive got a question for you; what are you still doing here!"
Ralph (tarring the roof of the simpsons house):Mr simpson....the fumes are making me dizzy
Homer: yeah it'll do that.
Homer lookin up praying to god
Homer: God what should i do?
Marge:thats a waffle stuck on the ceiling.(rips it down with a broom stick)
Homer
this was from the eps when hollywood came to town looking casting parts for radioactive mans little parter
bart: look out radio active man
holly wood guys": wut was that say that again
bart: look out radio active man
: that was great u would have got the part if u were just a inch taller NEXT
The ep where Homers Grandma visits
Wording may not be 100%
Grandpa: I am the Lindberg Baby! Wah Wah
Agent: Are you senile or are you trying to stall us?
Grandpa: A little from column A and a little from column B
Agent: Do you recognize this woman? (shows a young pic of homers grandma)
Taxi Driver: No I haven’t seen her.
Agent: According to out database she would be about 25 years older (shows a computer with the number 25)
When Burns is outside the Simpson’s house he puts on a tape
(plays YMCA)
Smithers: Ohh I must have taped over that side…
Burn switches tape and it plays flight of the Valkeries
Funny situation
Actually it was Homer's mother, not grandmother.
Homer: Hmmm, what's this? Rusty coat hangers? *gasp* old newspapers? *gasp* expired medicine? *Breathes heavily* Ok Homer, get this stuff inside your house straight away! *Picks stuff up but drops some* Homer, you're not listening!
I think I know precisely what I mean
when I say it's a schpadoinkle day
I can't remember the episode this is from. It may have been one with some hollywood people, no idea which one.
Lady: "Don't you care about the environment?"
Homer: "What kind of mint?"
I still laugh at that one.
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