Homer:

Homer no function beer well without.


Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.


Homer: "Yo da man Carl! I believe you can fly!"
Carl: "I'm so sick of everyone assuming I'm good at basketball because I'm African American! (dunks from foul line, breaks backboard) Go Carl, go carl, its my birthday, threepete! You've got mail baby"

"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor, and its time to snatch her from his neon claws!"

"It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone."