homer, the nite before his operation: dont worry kids, i wont die....that only happens to bad ppl

bart: what about abraham lincoln?

homer:.....he sold poisoned milk to skool children

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krusty, judging springfield movie festival (about burns' film) : lets just say it moved me.......TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

.....oh, i said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

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Lisa: dont u remember how u felt on ur first day of skool

milhouse: not as long as i keep taking these *holds up pills*

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chief wiggum: sorry, u got the wrong number. this is 91...2

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krusty on the "sperm machine" at the something-toruim: hey baby, remember me

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homer: gaim? whats a gaim?......*walks in*.....OH! A Gaim!

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homer: aw its a boy....and WHAT A BOY!

dr. Hibert: umm, no mr. simpson, thats the umbilical (sp) cord