Haha Simpsons quotes are so funny. Anyone got anymore funny ones, I want to read them. I know alot but I only remember a couple.


Ned Flanders is Noah From Noah's Ark

Ned: I have brought two of every animal on the boat. And to make sure nothing bad happens I brought all males...... hey you two zebras what are you doing back there!?!

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Homer sees Marges weird breakfast

Lisa: Don't worry Dad I'll help you get out of this... hey dad want to go see my science fair project?

Homer: No Lisa, but I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast.

Same episode

Dr Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

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Episode when they were moving the Springfield Isotopes

Homer: Well sometimes I'll be quirky. I'll be quirky? Albaquerque!