ok the food chain film in lisa's class was funny the gorilla reaching for bananas and then a shark eating him then the dog catching a frisbee...

Homer: Lisa you don't win friends with salad
Bart: you don't win friends with salad
BART AND HOMER: you don't win friends with salad,you don't win friends with salad

moe: i don't like our new general robert e lee
apu: THE SOUTH SHALL COME AGAIN!

SIMPSONS TORRENTS

frink: oh,eh,GAILVEN!
frink: those monkeys are going to pay