ninpou Final Flatulation No Jutsu!!!
MUSTARD GAS? NERVE GAS?! FAH! i laugh at such pitiful gasses. this jutsu is so powerful it can obliterate even the strongest of killer penguin military waves. it causes confusion and leaves everyone in the blast radius (varies depending on the amount of chakra one uses and pistachio nuts one has ingested) mindless for a prolonged amount of time. it leaves them with a killer headache and may cause death in children and the elderly. just let fly with a badger flammingo armadillo seal, and youre good to go! derived from the hidden village of broken wind, this jutsu is a sure fire crowd pleaser, guaranteed to break the ice at parties!

side affects: one may experience extreme pain, loss of breath, inflamed colon, death, or eat their own leg only to regurgitate it before its digested and slap the nearest life form with it.