hehe hellu.. why Orochimaru is M Jackson, well only thing I can think of is that ppl like to refer to him as a little feminine and little gayish.. He seems to be interested in boys young like Sasuke. But it is for a very different reason I belive.. Orochimaru is cool and the way he acts and sounds suites his char.

Dont think the subtitles are that small. Dont sit too far from the tv/monitor maby?