Choji: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(everyone gasps and looks at Choji)
Choji: SAAAAAFE!
Ino: HEY!
Shikamaru: Don't confuse us like that!


Ebisu: It is true that I was surprised by your shameless technique but it is too rash to judge my power from just that incident.
Naruto: You totally fainted.
Ebisu: ....


Jiraiya: YOU!
(Naruto pauses)
Jiraiya: You're quite sexy when you get naked.
Naruto: I'm trying to concentrate! Don't bother me!