The only games these people would allow within 20 feet of their home would probably be Harvest Moon Animal Crossing and Barbie's Horse Ride..

Wait, Barbie's Horse Ride might be a little too erotic..


OMFG, what're they gonna say about games like NWN and ID and RO?

These games teach children how to properly weild a sword of any size, and to also cast magic missle! They should not be touched!