alright my favourite joke...

There was once a hippy.... he was really horny and smooth... so he had scored with a lot of women before.... all types... except for a nun.... one day, on the bus, he sees the hottest nun ever! So, knowing the hippy, he approaches the nun and says, "Uh.. Miss, can I have sex with you?" The nun is offended, slaps him, and gets off the bus. "Hey kid, come over here" The bus driver signals to the hippy. The hippy, holding his slightly swollen face, hobbles over. "You know what? If you want to have sex with that nun, you have to deceive her." The hippy's face lights up. "She has a younger brother who is dying from a mysterious disease. If you say you are God and say you will save her brother, she might have sex with you!" The bus driver instructs. The hippy follows the bus driver's instructions and goes to her church... finding her in there praying! The hippy immediately puts on his white gown, halo, beard, and wings then approaches the nun. "I AM GOD! I WILL SAVE YOUR BROTHER! BUT FIRST YOU MUST HAVE SEX WITH ME..." The hippy pulls off a almighty and believing accent. The nun turns to the hippy and says, "Oh God. Please save my brother!! But.. (ponders) I cannot have sex with you as that is a violation of my nun rules, I can only offer anal sex." The hippy thinks for a bit, smirks, then reluctantly (Yeah right!) agrees. After 15 minutes of hot steaming anal, The hippy decides to blow his own cover. "He he he..." he chuckles "I'm the hippy!" The nun, stunned, replies, "He he he... I"M THE BUS DRIVER!"

sorry if this sucked